A very important announcement

In these troubling times (New Roman) it has come to our Attention that our Esteemed program “Picard” (from now on known as “The Captain”) is written with Very Silly™ code. This will just not do!

The MetaBrainz Foundation is a very serious organisation! It will not stand for such Silly™ things as Moose, Tissues or Membranophones!

The program (from now on known as “Sir Patrick”) has in addition to pythonesque codings also several oblique references to: burlesque starships, electronic hair-colour, Monty (including “the full”), several references to technologically minded stick-figures, John Cage, and disused towels left by your mother!

For now the program’s (from now on known as St. Paddy) most recent new release (version 2.45!§🥷) vil quickly bee retracted (bzzt!) and replaced by Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Picard (from now on known as (♫♪♬) (version 2.4√-1€DONTBLINK;)) – this to Prevent excesses such as: Rock climbing Monkies, Tobogganing Dates, Breakdancing Pastries and–

Right, that’s enough of that, we apologise for the previous part of this blog post, it is Very Silly™ and the MetaBrainz Foundation is a very serious organisation which does not abide with such silliness!

We will now return to our regular scheduled blog post! –

Now look here!

What? Stop this at once!

That’s it, I quit!

5 thoughts on “A very important announcement”

  1. April Fool apart, I would like a better name than Picard frozen food name for the next reboot of the MusicBrainz Tagger.

    Either musical name or something related to tags, like MusicBrainz Graffiti.

    Not only nicer, fun and less obscure, it seems also more related to its purpose.

  2. Funny or nice name is important indeed.
    For many programs, it’s a factor of choice among alternatives
    It’s why I user foobar2000. 😉

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